"You only have eight responsibilities during a baseball game: Take your hat off for the National Anthem; don't take your shirt off; don't bring your baseball glove if you're over 13; don't wear a jersey with your own name on it; don't run onto the field; don't reach into the field of play to grab a pop-up or ground ball if it could adversely affect your team; don't boo one of your own players unless it's absolutely warranted; and don't throw up. That's it. Everything else is up to you."-Bill Simmons, in another standout mailbag.
The other highlight is when he makes fun of a reader for sharing that and his college buddies one played the "which NBA player would you have sex with at gunpoint" game. Then he goes into his buddy Bish having gone to a school with girls so ugly, "guys actually got drunk BEFORE they went out so they could have the beer goggles going before they even started talking to anyone."
What, they don't do that everywhere?
Posted by Stephen Silver at May 20, 2006 12:25 AMDo you want to marry Bill Simmons?
Posted by: Just Wondering at May 21, 2006 03:19 AMWhy are people against bringing baseball gloves to the game?
Posted by: Just Curious at May 21, 2006 11:02 PMThe other highlight is when he makes fun of a reader for sharing that and his college buddies one played the "which NBA player would you have sex with at gunpoint" game. Then he goes into his buddy Bish having gone to a school with girls so ugly, "guys actually got drunk BEFORE they went out so they could have the beer goggles going before they even started talking to anyone."
What, they don't do that everywhere?
No ... just at the 'deis.
Posted by: LilB at May 22, 2006 10:31 PM