July 08, 2009

Less Than Meets the Eye, Cont'd

Topless Robot "interviews" himself about The Worst Movie of the Millennium, in one of the funniest blog posts of recent times. A friend of mine the other day described the plot as "like an eight-year-old telling you the plot of a movie he just saw;" this may help answer some of your questions. My favorite parts:

So it's not as bad as shitting your pants?
Marginally. I honestly had to make a pro and con list to figure it out.

Why would a robot need to fart, pee, or vomit? And why would it need testicles?
Michael Bay does not understand what a robot is.

Can you explain Megan Fox's appeal?
Yes. She looks like a porn star and has the same acting talent as one, yet for some reason she makes mainstream movies. This tonal disconnect is what's so appealing about her.


Posted by Stephen Silver at July 8, 2009 10:02 PM
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