N Plus One Mag (what, you thought we were done?):
This second Transformers film is garbage, a big pile of useless scrap and refuse in every way, but there are shots in it of plastic beauty which use Megan Fox's stress-tested porno face like an element in a James Rosenquist painting of car parts and spaghetti. But so what? James Rosenquist paintings already exist.Meanwhile, following Topless Robot's classic TransformersFAQ, here's another one for "GI Joe."