August 17, 2009

Bob Dylan Can't Get Arrested

The funniest AP story in awhile:

Rock legend Bob Dylan was treated like a complete unknown by police in a New Jersey shore community when a resident called to report someone wandering around the neighborhood.

Dylan was in Long Branch, about a two-hour drive south of New York City, on July 23 as part of a tour with Willie Nelson and John Mellencamp that was to play at a baseball stadium in nearby Lakewood.

A 24-year-old police officer apparently was unaware of who Dylan is and asked him for identification, Long Branch business administrator Howard Woolley said Friday.

"I don't think she was familiar with his entire body of work," Woolley said... A second officer, also in his 20s, responded to assist the first officer. He, too, apparently was unfamiliar with Dylan, Woolley said.

I love all the conspicuous Dylan lyrical references sprinkled throughout the AP story. I bet they wouldn't do that if the same thing happened to, say, James Hetfield.

Posted by Stephen Silver at August 17, 2009 03:21 PM
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It's funny in some ways, but also scary that the police will now harrass people for doing something as suspicious as going on a walk.

Posted by: Freddy at August 17, 2009 05:19 PM
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