September 21, 2009

Things I Learned From the Religious Right This Week

Apparently, "all pornography is homosexual pornography." Why, you ask? Take it away, Sen. Tom Coburn's chief of staff:

‘All pornography is homosexual pornography, because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards.”

There were murmurs and gasps from the crowd. “Now, think about that,” said Schwartz. “And if you tell an 11-year-old boy about that, do you think he’s going to want to get a copy of Playboy? I’m pretty sure he’ll lose interest. That’s the last thing he wants! You know, that’s a good comment, it’s a good point, and it’s a good thing to teach young people."

Yes, that's right- masturbation is gay! So congratulations, gay community- you just gained about 7 billion new members!

Posted by Stephen Silver at September 21, 2009 09:23 PM
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It's important to note that this argument only works if one also believes that being gay is bad.

Posted by: Jeremy at September 21, 2009 11:19 PM
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