Apparently, "all pornography is homosexual pornography." Why, you ask? Take it away, Sen. Tom Coburn's chief of staff:
‘All pornography is homosexual pornography, because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards.”Yes, that's right- masturbation is gay! So congratulations, gay community- you just gained about 7 billion new members!There were murmurs and gasps from the crowd. “Now, think about that,” said Schwartz. “And if you tell an 11-year-old boy about that, do you think he’s going to want to get a copy of Playboy? I’m pretty sure he’ll lose interest. That’s the last thing he wants! You know, that’s a good comment, it’s a good point, and it’s a good thing to teach young people."
It's important to note that this argument only works if one also believes that being gay is bad.
Posted by: Jeremy at September 21, 2009 11:19 PM