MR. LEWIS GOES TO JAIL: Baltimore Ravens running back Jamal Lewis was indicted yesterday on federal drug trafficking charges, and today he turned himself in and plead not guilty. With that, Lewis becomes only the second-best Baltimore Raven to be indicted for a major crime, after Ray Lewis, who is himself only the second-greatest player in NFL history to be tried for double-murder.
Also, funny that in the afore-linked ESPN.com story, there's an ad for the DVD of "Playmakers." Some subversive anti-NFL tweaking there by the Bristol people, methinks!