BLADES OF STEEL: I write a lot about how The Onion isn't particularly funny or relevant anymore, but this absolutely had me howling. "Stick two more blades in there. I don't care how. Make the blades so thin they're invisible. Put some on the handle. I don't care if they have to cram the fifth blade in perpendicular to the other four, just do it!"
Posted by Stephen Silver at February 20, 2004 06:52 PM