February 20, 2004

A POX ON ALL YOUR

A POX ON ALL YOUR HOUSES: People such as myself who enjoy poking fun at all political ideologies at once will enjoy this, filtering a series of issues through the liberal, conservative, libertarian, and communist lenses. Example:

The speed limit should be...

CONS: 75 MPH on Interstate highways.

LIBL: reduced to 15 MPH to save lives, and resources.

LBRT: abolished. This will result in an immediate 50 percent reduction in highway fatalities, because a motorist barreling along at 150 MPH only spends half the time exposed to the hazards of the road, as someone plodding along at 75 MPH.

COMM: irrelevant, because after the revolution everyone will commute in public transportation.

Posted by Stephen Silver at February 20, 2004 05:27 PM
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