QUOTE OF THE DAY: "During the Superbowl we were bombarded with ads featuring flatulent horses, crotch-biting dogs, a monkey making sexual advances to a woman." - Sen. Frank Lautenberg (D-NJ), arguing that the Jackson nipple thing must have been a conspiracy. How does one deliver testimony like that without laughing?
(Then again, as soon as this Kerry thing explodes in the mainstream, you won't hear the name "Janet Jackson" again for months).