DIRTY OLD MAN: Howard Stern turns 50 years old today; I think we can safely say he'll go to his grave without ever sleeping with a 50-year-old woman.
I had forgotten the amusing bit of radio trivia that Stern and Rush Limbaugh share a birthday; also celebrating birthdays today are Edmund Burke, John Hancock, Hermann Goering (!), "Smokin'" Joe Frazier, and Kirstie Alley.