A PURSE THAT MATCHES YOUR DOUG CHRISTIE JERSEY: Just when you thought this Doug-Christie-and-his-wife nonsense couldn't get any worse, Sports Illustrated reports that they're now- swear to God- designing purses together. (the SI piece isn't online, but ESPN has the story). But hey- just because Doug isn't allowed to speak to other women, doesn't mean he can't design accessories for them.
This cannot possibly end happily. You just know eventually one of them is going to snap and murder the other…