SAVING LYNCH'S PRIVATES: Yes, I know that's a horrible headline, but it's the only logical one...
For all you perverts who clogged up my referral logs with "Jessica Lynch nude" Google searches just about every day of the Iraq war, today's your lucky day, because it was announced that not only do topless photos of Lynch exist, but due to the efforts of bottom-feeding scuzzball Larry Flynt, the photos may soon be published. This comes during the week of both a movie and book about the wounded soldier, as well as interviews with Katie Couric and others; the whole nude pictures thing was apparently not part of the plan.
If this proves anything, it's that Larry Flynt is the biggest asshole on the planet, spreading nude photos of a legitimate war hero and openly doing so for partisan political reasons. Flynt has spent a lifetime merely pretending to be a national hero; hopefully this latest action will underscore just how much he isn't.
Still though, how ironic it is that on the same day, nude images emerge of both America's most honorable 20-year-old female (Lynch), as well as its least honorable 20-year-old female (Paris Hilton).