MURDER WAS THE CASE: The rapper known as C-Murder has been convicted of- you guessed it- murder. The brother of rapper/failed NBA star Master P and member of P's No Limit entourage, C-Murder (real name Corey Miller) was convicted of shooting a 16-year-old boy outside a nightclub in Louisiana last year, and faces a life sentence.
How'd you like to be that guy's lawyer?
"My client is innocent!"
"But what's his name?"
"Uh, C-Murder?"