CAMP CLASSICS, CONT'D: Our latest camp memory, or I should say our latest lesson in abject cruelty, is the famous "Never See Your Friends Again!" song. Picture it: the last day of camp, everyone's sad and hugging their friends goodbye and getting ready to get on the bus, when some asshole (or some group of assholes), starts singing, usually to the tune of Beethoven's "Ode to Joy," or the William Tell Overture,
Never See Your Friends Again/ Never See Your Friends Again/ Never See Your Friends Again/ Never See Your Friends Again/ Never Never Never Never Never See Your Friends Again/ Never Never Never Never Never See Your Friends Again/
You get the idea. I once heard a version, with three-part harmony, to the tune of the famous "Lo Yarieau/Lo Yisa Goy" round.
And here's a 21st century update!