THREE QUOTES IN ONE PIECE II: Matt Taibbi, in New York Sports Express, in a piece called "Jets Suck, Will Get Worse, Prepare For Loss":
1. "I think I'm just not even going to address the Miami game. It's sort of like sitting through your uncle's trial for flashing and child rape. We all saw what happened, and I don't think it really helps to discuss it out loud."
2. "And Ted Washington's ass, which Ted Johnson before the season said was 'big enough to show a movie on,' was indeed showing 'Ghost Dad' and 'Crossing Delancey' throughout most of the game."
3. "I will eat my own feces if Curtis Conway scores on Ty Law."