MONDAY NIGHT SWEAT: A chunk of several minutes of tonight's Monday Night Football was spent discussing the ass sweat of Tampa Bay center John Wade. According to sideline reporter Lisa Guerrero, Wade's sweat was such a concern that he considered changing his pants at halftime, lest the sweat cause quarterback Brad Johnson to fumble.
Unlike the case of Clemson's football team, which lost its opening game to Georgia by a score of 30-0 after center Tommy Sharpe vomited on the ball and caused a fumble, the sweat didn't get in the way of a shutout victory, as the Bucs beat the Eagles 17-0.