QUOTE OF THE DAY: Here's Al Franken, from his current book:
They don't get it. We [liberals] love America just as much as they do. But in a different way. You see, they [conservatives] love America the way a four-year-old loves her mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a four-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad. Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad, and helping your loved one grow. Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world.
I guess by that rationale, America is Johnny Depp's ex-wife.
Posted by Stephen Silver at September 8, 2003 11:21 PM