August 19, 2003


GOOD ARGUMENT FOR THE ATKINS DIET: From newsgroup poster Greg Grant:

1) More than 98% of all convicted felons are breadeaters 2) Half of the children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized test. 3) More than 95% of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of bread consumption 4) Bread is addictive. People who use it, use it over and over again and can't stop. 5) Bread is often a "gateway" to harder food items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter and even cold cuts. 6) Bread is proven to absorb water and since our body is over 90% water... well, you can only imagine. 7) Newborns can choke on bread 8) Hunter Hearst Helmsley likes bread.

Stop bread, before it kills again.

Posted by Stephen Silver at August 19, 2003 06:39 AM
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