QUOTE OF THE DAY: "Shock jock Michael Savage's real last name is Weiner, which also has a sexual meaning already. (Real Savages everywhere hate Michael Weiner for appropriating our last name, and as far as we're concerned he can go eat his own weiner and choke on it.) And despite pleas from many readers to think up sexual meanings for Scalia (those flakes that fall out of your pubes the morning after sex?), Frist (fisting someone up to your wrist?), Rehnquist (that thin, clear fluid that is sometimes mixed in with a man's cum?), and Clarence (when an angel gets his red wings?), I'm done with new sexual terms for the moment." -Dan Savage, refusing any further elaborations on "Santorum."
Posted by Stephen Silver at July 18, 2003 10:39 AM