50 DIRTY WORDS: Stephen "Vodkapundit" Green has a list of 50 Words Never to Say on a First Date, the best of which are "time served," "Dahmer-esque," "clean needles," "fanny," "credit rating," and "Na-na-na-na-nineteen-nineteen."
Some more (of mine): "material breach," "gout," "gunt," "ingrown," "oily," "rupture," "hirsute," "elephantine," "ill na na," "bitch titties," "nudie bar," "ValuJet," "autoerotic asphyxiation," "Santorum," "cameltoe," and "jocularity."