ESOTERIC WEBSITE OF THE DAY: The A-List, a sort of master list of gossip about every celebrity. Whoever put it together is a braver man (or woman) than I.
Biggest surprises: Kirstie Alley has a torture chamber in her house, Mary Chapin Carpenter is an "arrogant, self-centered bitch," Mel Gibson has "the world's worst case of B.O.," Janet Reno is a "part-time dominatrix," and Louie Anderson is "gay."