I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN... OR THAT WOMAN: Recently deposed Alabama football coach Mike Price, in a defense previously used in a nearly identical situation by "Real World: Las Vegas" cast member Alton, now says he was "too drunk" to remember the events of the nudie-bar-trip-heard-'round-the-world, yet was apparently sober enough to categorically deny reports that he engaged in a three-way with a pair of women in his hotel room that night.
Now perhaps Mike Price's morals differ from mine (since he's a 64-year-old married man with grown children, that's possible). But if there were ever a published report somewhere that said I'd had sex with two women, let's just say that true or not, I wouldn't exactly be rushing to debunk it.
DESTINY'S CHILD: Ebay is selling a highlight video of Washington State's run to the Rose Bowl in 1997, when they were coached by Price. The title of the tape? "A Season of Destiny." The name of the stripper who brought down Coach Price? That's right, Destiny. Call Price's short Alabama career the "Non-Season of Destiny."
Adding insult to insult, Price appears on the cover of the video along with WSU's starting quarterback from that year. You might remember him- Ryan Leaf.