EVERY DAY SHOULD BE A HOLIDAY: Lots of stuff to celebrate these last few days:
For Jews, Passover.
For Christians, Easter.
For Stoners, 4/20 (dude!)
For Bostonians, Patriots Day/the Boston Marathon
For Neo-Nazis, Hitler's birthday (also 4/20, dude!)
For David Koresh disciples, the Waco anniversary (4/19/'93).
For Timothy McVeigh/militia disciples, the Oklahoma City anniversary (4/19/'95).
For Michael Moore disciples, the Columbine anniversary (4/20/'99).
For Canadians (and Minnesotans), the NHL playoffs.
For "Six Feet Under" fans, the gay paintball scene (so, so classic).
For America victory,
And for Iraqis, FREEDOM!