QUOTE OF THE DAY: "No matter what side of the political spectrum you're on, if you are incapable of feeling at least a tiny amount of joy at watching ordinary Iraqis celebrate this, you are lost to the ideological left. And let me also add, if you are incapable of feeling badly that we even had to use force in the first place, you are ideologically lost to the right. And I would inform both of those groups to leave the room now and do not watch the program. It's like ice-skating: We throw out the high score and the low score. The rest of the people, you're welcome at the table." -Jon Stewart, the Daily Show (from Emily Jones, via Jim Treacher). Contrast that with the no-longer-funny Onion- they're the only people on Earth who could make 9/11 funny, but now they're reduced to going through the motions of unfunny, anti-Bush propaganda.
Posted by Stephen Silver at April 14, 2003 06:50 AM