April 13, 2003

RUNAWAY JERRY: Jerry Krause, the

RUNAWAY JERRY: Jerry Krause, the longtime general manager of the Chicago Bulls, could almost be called the Michael Moore of sports: He's a mordently obese individual who was respected and had a great deal of success early in his career, but later became a laughingstock who squandered his previous skill, while becoming fatter and fatter by the week. Krause resigned last week, supposedly for "health reasons," but more likely because the Bulls have sucked (sucketty-sucketty-sucked) in the four years since Michael Jordan's second retirement.
Here's what Sports Illustrated's Scorecard had to say: "Many Chicago players- who weren't fond of his abrasive, egotistical style- called the 5'6", 220-pound Krause 'Crumbs' for the doughnut residue often spotted on his lapels."
There's only thing wrong in that sentence- Jerry Krause only weighs 220 pounds? While there are no official listed heights and weights for GMs like there are for players, there's no way in hell Crumbs is that lithe. If Jerry Krause weighs a pound less than 300, then I'm Dennis Rodman.

Posted by Stephen Silver at April 13, 2003 06:06 PM

You are about a stupid son of a bitch, you idiot. Kiss my whole ass

Posted by: JP at June 21, 2004 05:30 PM

Is Jerry Krause a Jew?

Posted by: Dave N. at May 4, 2005 12:43 PM
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