WHICH IS THE BAND AND WHICH IS THE MASTERS GUY?:
A. "Hootie's Fans Hold Heads High As Support Pours In" (Houston Chronicle, 4/10/'03)
B. "Hootie Kicks Off Winery Concerts" (Seattle Post-Intelligencer, 4/8/'03)
My advice to Hootie Johnson in dealing with Martha Burk? Let her cry.