BIN LADEN AND BILL GATES: The New York Times Magazine this week profiles Fadi, a Jordanian teenager who's facing two possible futures between which he has yet to decide: join the anti-Western jihad, or indulge his love for computers by coming to America and trying to get a job with Microsoft.
"Ha!," I can already hear the entire Times readership cackling collectively, "Jihad and Microsoft- what's the difference?"