CAN YOU (GOLD) DIG IT?: Proving once again that continuing to date a lying, duplicitous lunkhead is not without its entrepreneural rewards, Zora was picked by Evan as the winner on Monday's season finale of "Joe Millionaire," and chose to remain with him despite being told that he did not really inherit $50 million. As a reward for deciding to forgive the lies and remain together, the couple was handed a check for $1 million. If you yourself are an aspiring sugar daddy, as always you can find a Zora of your own over at the CraigsList personals. (If Sarah-type women are more to your liking, here's the X-rated "Casual Encounters" section, while the Melissas of the world are on display here.)
For its next loathsome reality experiment, the Fox Network will delve into the world of audience-voted marriage, with a show called "Married by America." I find it quite ironic that after all the talk that one of the reasons the terrorists hate us is our "decadent" popular culture, America is now returning the favor by borrowing a custom (arranged marriage) from the Islamic world.