January 21, 2003


QUOTE OF THE DAY: "Now that we know the best way to solve problems is not to have any enemies, let’s see what fences we can mend with our Islamicist “Friends We Haven’t Met Yet.” All they are asking is a little respect for their different – but equally valid! – cultural preferences. We can clear up this little misunderstanding by making a few small compromises. All we have to do is abandon the Bill of Rights, convert to Islam, adapt Sharia, or Islamic law, imprison our women in mobile tents, remove their clitoris without anesthesia so that they don’t get any ideas while we are out stoning rape victims, use our young male relatives for sexual domination since premarital sex with women is a mortal sin, kill anyone who writes anything disrespectful of our government or religion, throw away science, technology and modern medicine, murder all homosexuals and Jews, eliminate music, dancing, beer drinking, sports, television, movies and other vices, throw acid on our daughters if they are seen in public with a male non-relative, and swear unwavering loyalty to whatever the half-blind, one-armed raving lunatic spews at us during our five-times-a-day prayer sessions.
In exchange, they promise not to fly any more of our airplanes into our buildings." - The blogger Proteus, aka "Eject! Eject! Eject!" Read it! Read it! Read it!

Posted by Stephen Silver at January 21, 2003 12:45 PM
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