DEAD TERRORIST DIRTBAG WATCH: In the best news for the War on Terror in months, a US missile killed six high-ranking Al-Qaeda operatives in Yemen on Monday- one of whom was Ali Qaed Sinan al-Harthi, the architect of the 2000 USS Cole bombing. Now if any of those reading this, upon hearing the above information, had a gut instinct to think "oh no! How dare America do that!," rather than "cool! They killed terrorists!" than I humbly apologize, but I don't want to speak to you, or to know you.
But on the other side of things, Jewish Defense League leader Irv Rubin is near death after an apparent suicide attempt. Rubin, you may remember, was arrested earlier this year for planning to blow up mosques, thus depriving the pro-Israel side of much of the moral high ground we've been dilegently building up since Intifada II started in August of 2000. I think it's important to remember that terrorism is never acceptable, no matter which side it's coming from, and the Jewish-supremicist crazies of the JDL would be wise to take that under advisement.