“Remember, under NHL rules (I think I have this correct) it's okay to punch somebody in the head repeatedly - or at least until he loses consciousness - just as long as you don't make any derogatory racial remarks in the process. Bludgeon your opponent into a coma, just don't hurt his feelings.”–Bill Simmons, on the Todd Bertuzzi incident, on ESPN.com. Posted by Stephen Silver at March 20, 2004 12:30 AM