March 22, 2004

Most Welcome Celebrity Death Since Marge Schott

Hamas kingpin Sheik Ahmed Yassin, known primarily for both the dozens of Israelis he's slaughtered and for his uncanny resemblance to the Dark Lord Saruman from the "Lord of the Rings" films, has been killed by an Israeli missile strike.

I could say I was upset about this, but I'd be lying.

Posted by Stephen Silver at March 22, 2004 06:24 AM
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