March 25, 2004

Return of the Fantasy Baseball Team Names

With baseball about to start, I thought I'd share a few more; here are last year's. Some are real (from various sources), some merely imagined:

-The Motherfucking Shore Patrol, Motherfucker
-The BALCO Busters
-Brady Anderson’s Needles
-The SABR Rattlers
-The Gleeman-Length Thoughts
-Andre Dawson’s Creek
-The Wandering Bears
-The Dowd Reports
-The Greg Olsen Twins
-Guys Steinbrenner Had Blacklisted
-The Penultimate Warriors
-The Crab People
-The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks that Ever Did Suck
-The Long Balls
-Placido Polanco and the Three Tenors.

And finally, the ones I’ve used myself, in various sports:

-The Silver Sluggers
-The Twinkie Defense
-Hrbek’s Hermits
-The Dell Vikings
-The Sack Kings
-The Jewish Jordans

Feel free to share your own in the comments.

Posted by Stephen Silver at March 25, 2004 07:14 AM
Comments

A buddy in our last year was the Cleveland Steamers. I've never been prouder to play in a fantasy league.

I was the Christiana Slawdawgs, which means nothing. I just like the way it rolls off the tongue.

Posted by: BSTommy at March 25, 2004 07:37 AM

I've been "Fear the Turtle", "Rounding third", and currently, "Tejedo, Tejada".

Posted by: MattyD at March 25, 2004 09:10 AM

my current yahoo NBA and baseball teams are "the hooknosed jews;" my rotisserie baseball team is being inherited from someone else and is currently named "the bees," but on draft day I will reveal the new name: "the little lebowski urban achievers."

Posted by: LilB at March 25, 2004 02:54 PM

I will always retain the baseball fantasy team name of "Honey Nut Ichiros" (I consider it one of my greatest achievements) other fantasy team names I have used are "Philly's Most Wanted" and "Lunatic Fringe".

Respekt. . . Boo-yaka-sha!!!!!!!

Posted by: BT at February 18, 2005 04:49 PM

Here's one I plan on using....
Steinbrenner For Dictator In 2008

Posted by: Rich at April 13, 2005 01:22 AM

Here's another good one...
Peniscillen

Posted by: Rich at April 13, 2005 01:23 AM

Buy it on Uribe

Posted by: Wild Bill at May 2, 2005 11:09 PM

Heres some funny team names :

1. Scott Rolen Blunts
2. Smokin Bud Selig
3. Jesus Colome Daddy
4. Jeremy Likes to Burnitz
5. Jeff Niemann the balls
6. Rollie Fingers UR Mama
7. Eric Soda Pop Hinskie (If you remember your Tyson punch out)
8. Troy Glausy Eyes
9. Mike'S Weeny
10. Hillenbrand Muffin
11. Jorge Cantu Can Not
12. Eric Byrnes Joints
13. Aubrey Huff's Paint
14. I Pujols All Day
15. Adam Eaton Pussy
16. Chone loves Chachi
17. Brandon why you Lyon
18. Carlos Hi Ho Silva

Posted by: Tiny at May 23, 2005 04:33 PM

The Sultans of Swing

Posted by: ryan at February 8, 2006 06:47 PM

"Do It Like FEMA!!!"

Posted by: anonymous at March 23, 2006 05:20 PM

HA! I got you all beat! My team's name is A-Rod In Your Pujols!

Posted by: at March 26, 2006 01:57 AM

1. Randy "I Got No" Johnson
2. Roy I'm On Halladay
3. Huston Working The Street
4. Richie I Have Sexson Her Mound
5. Chad Is Banging Tracy
6. Nick Swisher Sweet
7. J.J. Hardy Know Ya!
8. The Chien-Ming Wang Grand Buffet

Posted by: Crazy Mixer at March 31, 2006 08:25 PM

Here are a few I like to use.

Hafner-Otic
Hafnerotic Psychosis
UchIguchi (add Suzuki if you have him too)
PlayingWithMyRods(if you have 2 or more Rodriguez's)
SuckMyRods
Mound Pounders

Posted by: Dave at April 18, 2006 12:32 PM

There's a guy in my league that just named his team The "Blue Devil Big Sticks"

Posted by: at April 24, 2006 05:39 PM

Nice one Dave. There's a guy in my league who named his team Dave is a Queer.

Posted by: Joe at April 25, 2006 05:18 PM

Gotta give it up for the HeBrewers

Posted by: Mitch Bergstein at April 28, 2006 07:25 PM
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