April 02, 2004

She Kidnapped Herself!

Like Bunny Lebowski before her, Minnesotan Audrey Seiler was not kidnapped from Madison, WI, after all, and made the whole thing up, police said.

What, didn't she learn from "Fargo" that people from Minnesota aren't good at faking kidnappings?

As is often the case when attractive white women are kidnapped or killed (but not so much when anyone else is), the case got a ton of national media coverage, and is now about to get a lot more- you thought that woman falsifying a lottery ticket was a big deal? I know I’ll be hearing about it constantly when I go home this weekend, and it may even knock the Gopher women and the Hatch sisters off the front page of the Strib.

So if you look like this guy, you’re off the hook:

Posted by Stephen Silver at April 2, 2004 04:32 PM
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