The most played-out clichés/quotes/jokes so far in 2004:
- “[blank] Eye For the [blank] Guy” Parodies
- White people saying “Fo shizzle, my nizzle”
- “Whitney and Bobby are doing a reality show? It should be on Court TV!”
- Referring to people or benign inanimate objects as “weapons of mass destruction.”
- “What are we doing bombing [Afghanistan/Iraq/other country] into the stone age- they’re already in the stone age!
- That whole best-golfer-is-black/best-rapper-is-white juxtaposition, which I first heard at least four years ago.
- “What’s an NFL quarterback doing on ‘The Bachelor,’ can’t he get girls on his own?”
- “Freedom Fries”
I forget anything?
Posted by Stephen Silver at April 12, 2004 07:53 PMEspecially since the black/asian guy isn't the best golfer anymore.
"Wardrobe malfunction" jokes have to go.
Posted by: Bill McCabe at April 12, 2004 08:30 PMA bunch of these are so 2003. I haven't heard the stone age one since 2001.
Posted by: Ben Dreyfus at April 13, 2004 03:04 AMThat's just 'cause we haven't bombed anyone in awhile.
Posted by: Stephen Silver at April 13, 2004 07:16 AM"Freedom fries" isn't a 2004 thing at all. I haven't heard anything about it since 2003.
Posted by: Joe at April 13, 2004 04:00 PMBill, that's "Cablinasian" or whatever Tiger calls himself.
And GO PHIL!!!