A rabbi, a priest, and Doug Christie were all caught in a shipwreck. Naturally, there are a lot of sharks circling around. All of a sudden, one shark darts in and grabs the priest for lunch. No more priest.
The rabbi starts praying frantically, but to no avail, as a shark comes in and eats him, too.
Now Doug Christie is really worried, as a shark is coming for him. But, miracle of miracles, the shark puts him on its back, carries him to shore, and lets him off.
Then Jackie Christie comes along, and says, "you know you're not allowed to talk to sharks!" So she hits the shark with her purse, and then eats Doug herself.
This has been the Doug Christie Joke of the Day for Game 2. Go T-Wolves!
UPDATE: Wolves win Game 2 to even the series. And who missed two crucial free throws with 30 seconds remaining? You guessed it, Doug Christie.
Posted by Stephen Silver at May 8, 2004 05:54 PM