In lieu of an actual joke, I give you this, as suggested by a Sports Guy reader:
Find five smoking hot actress/singers (Beyonce, Gabrielle Union, Ashanti, Vivica Fox, J-Lo) put them all in a Doug Christie replica jersey-dress and heels; give them seats in the Sacramento wife/girlfriend section; then let the fireworks begin as Mrs. Christie goes ballistic -- the proceedings must be recorded and would beat all the Wrestlemanias combined.
Go T-Wolves!
Posted by Stephen Silver at May 14, 2004 02:20 PM