Doug Christie died, went to heaven, and stood at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter spoke unto him saying, "I will ask you a simple question.
If you tell the truth I will allow you into heaven, but if you lie....
Hell is waiting for you."
To Doug, St. Peter asked, "How many times did you cheat
on your wife?"
“None,” Doug said.
“Very well,” said Peter, “you may pass.”
But since St. Peter had a woman next to him, Jackie wouldn’t let him pass through, so Doug Christie went to hell.
This concludes our series of Doug Christie Jokes- go T-Wolves!
UPDATE: Better luck next year, Doug (and Kings).
Posted by Stephen Silver at May 19, 2004 10:21 PM