"Now they're putting nutrition facts on water. Do they think we are that fucking stupid? Hmmm, let's see. I wonder how many calories are in water. Mmmm...Three. (looks at label). Zero. They've even got grams of fat listed. That would indicate that there is water out there with fat in it. That's what I want because that means it's the tasty water."-Lewis Black, in his most recent HBO special.
"Orthodox Jews Worry Water Isn't Kosher," -Yahoo News, today.
Along those lines, I'm very proud to still be the #1 search result on Google for "moo cow fuck milk."
Posted by Stephen Silver at June 2, 2004 09:53 PMThat's a great find. I used to always laugh when I saw bottled water with a hehcher on it. I always thought along the same lines as Lewis Black
Posted by: jaws at June 2, 2004 10:31 PM