"Next, I think Major League Baseball should put landmines in the outfield so we can all watch the outfielders explode. If you happen to go up the hill and nobody blows out his knee, then you get to hit the flagpole with your head."
Giants trainer Stan Conte, on that weird hill in Houston. Myself, I’m more partial to landmines in the commissioner’s office.
Posted by Stephen Silver at June 25, 2004 03:42 PM