A 23-year-old Florida teacher named Debra Beasley Lafave has been arrested for having sex with a 14-year-old male student, setting off a major debate between the warring “She’s a Pervert” and the “He’s Lucky as Hell” camps.
I hear Van Halen is touring this summer. When they play “Hot For Teacher,” I really hope they have the good sense to dedicate it to Mrs. Lafave.