Funny things found while apartment-hunting:
In Hoboken, “a free place to live for hot women,” who must “hit the hot tub in a tiny bikini, walk around naked, be my eye candy.” But he’s a young guy, so “no worries.”
In Washington Heights, a guy advertising for gay roommates, because “I’ve always wanted to live with dudes that where into hanging out naked.”
Along the same lines here, if you’re interested, is a ten-man gay loft.
And advertising an Upper East Side apartment for women, this one uses the unfortunate phrase “CENTRAL PARK JOG!”