From today’s historic Bill Simmons chat on ESPN.com (where were you when Kobe said he was staying?):
Scott, St Petersburg FL: If Cheryl Miller shaved her head, again, and pretended to be her brother for one game, how many points would she score?Bill Simmons: (2:53 PM ET ) What do you mean, "if"?
First runnerup, from the same thing:
Bubba (Colorado State Prison): I am looking forward to Kobe being my "lady" in a couple of months.Bill Simmons: (2:39 PM ET ) Thank you bubba!