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Triumph vs. Colmes

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, this blog’s official favorite dog, apparently made his presence felt at the DNC.

Alan Colmes was locked out of FleetCenter on Thursday night –apparently, even the Democrats realize how worthless he is- but thankfully, it was Triumph to the rescue:

``Thank God they just let the doormat back through the door,'' Triumph barked. ``Get in there and get your butt kicked by Sean Hannity!''

This may very well be my favorite news story of the year. How about we have Triumph sit in for Colmes some night, and give Hannity a real opponent who’s just as dynamic and mean-spirited as he is?

At any rate, Triumph has a new “Best of Triumph” DVD to promote. Can “Best of the Masturbating Bear” be far behind?

Posted by Stephen Silver at August 3, 2004 01:52 AM