August 04, 2004

Movie Quotes, Redux

Five questions, five answers, all right, in 12 hours. I have smart readers- much smarter than Michelle Malkin’s.

Here we go again:

1. “And the Man ruined the ozone, he's burning down the Amazon, and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank!”

2. “I'm not capable of being fooled! Not even by a woman.”

3. “When young, we mourn for one woman... as we grow old, for women in general.”

4. “John Dillinger was killed behind that theater in a hale of FBI gunfire. And do you know who tipped them off? His fucking girlfriend. All he wanted to do was go to the movies.”

5. “One morning, over at Elizabeth's beach house, she asked me if I'd rather go water-skiing or lay out. And I realized that not only did I not want to answer THAT question, but I never wanted to answer another water-sports question, or see any of these people again for the rest of my life.”

Posted by Stephen Silver at August 4, 2004 06:50 PM
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