Hellcab

Which New Yorker had a worse time in a taxi yesterday- Met Tom Glavine, who got in an accident and lost his two front teeth? Or Mike Wallace who, bizarrely, was arrested after arguing with two taxi inspectors?

Then again, I’d rather have either of those things happen to me than go see the new Jimmy Fallon/Queen Latifah movie “Taxi”- he’s a cop who loses his license, so a cabbie has to drive him around? And they chase around a gang of hottie thieves? How can a movie be good if it borrows a large section of its plot from “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back”?