September 29, 2004

Quote of the Day

When Bud Selig dies I am going to go to his grave and dig up some worms. I am going to take those worms and go fishing. I am going to take the fish I catch and feed it to my cat. I am going to take the litter out of my cat’s litter box and take it to the dump. Then I am going to check back at the dump in two weeks and look where I dumped the cat litter so I can say that I watched maggots engage in cannibalism.

Best Regards,
John

- John, from the blog known as "Synaptic Flatulence."

(Hat tip Colby Cosh, via Off Wing)

Posted by Stephen Silver at September 29, 2004 05:56 PM
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