November 11, 2004

Burn Your Siddur Award Nominee

From the Protocols blog, quoting an “Upper West Sider” by the name of Chaim Amalek*

I think I know how both to revitalize the Reform Movement AND boost the number of Jews in America being born. Simply put, Reform Judaism should become the party of early reckless sex between Jews, encouraging Jewish teens (above the age of consent) to pop one out before starting college, and then to keep on popping them out on a biannual basis.

Once word gets out that reform temple is the place for a young bachur to get laid, these places will be full to the balconies with young jews with fornication on their mind. Nature will take its course, and, absent birth control (which the Holy Father eschews) presto! More Jewish babies.

I was in NFTY- I always assumed Reform was "the party of early reckless sex" as it was.

(*Chaim Amalek, it should be noted, is in fact a pseudonym for Protocols blogger and former porn journalist Luke Ford).

Posted by Stephen Silver at November 11, 2004 12:38 AM

As someone who grew up in Orthodox youth group (NCSY), I always heard the hookup stories from my camp friends who were in USY. I was so jealous...

Posted by: Esther at November 11, 2004 11:16 AM

Idiots! I am surrounded by idiots!
-Chaim Amalek, Upper West Side Jew (who knows where to by his brisket, a task utterly beyong the vegan Mr. Ford)

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