December 02, 2004


Another instant-classic "South Park" tonight, savagely mocking the most mockable person on Earth, Paris Hilton. Remember when they demolished Mel Gibson, in the "Passion of the Jew" episode? They gave it to Miss Hilton- who deserves it even more- this week.

Highlights- Paris vomiting every few seconds... Butters in a "bear suit" that made him look like Tanuki Mario... the "Stupid Spoiled Whore" clothing line and boutique... and best of all, the Dong Resin-inspired sequence in which Paris' dog Tinkerbell shot itself.

The show ended predictably, with Paris being shoved up Mr. Slave's ass. I sort of wish that would happen in real life- Paris, disappearing into someone else's orifice (for a change), never to return.

Posted by Stephen Silver at December 2, 2004 12:28 AM

I know!! How great was that...the whole thing was completely savage, and so amazing. I totally love South Park...

Posted by: Esther Kustanowitz at December 2, 2004 12:19 PM

Did you notice that Paris' "vomit" was, um, white?

She IS a whore...

Posted by: Jeremy Wahlman at December 2, 2004 01:47 PM

It was cum from sucking dick.

Posted by: Hard Cock at December 2, 2004 10:08 PM

Thanks for ruining the ending for me.....

Posted by: A at December 2, 2004 11:08 PM

Interesting. Interesting.


Posted by: dong resin at December 3, 2004 04:15 AM

Y eso sin contar la mención a Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera y Tara Reid.....(all of them stupid spoiled whores)

Posted by: Azraelo at October 1, 2005 03:56 AM

I know, I loved it! Here's the whole episode online:

Posted by: robin at February 25, 2006 10:15 PM
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