December 07, 2004

"Most Expensive Piece of Ass I've Ever Had"

Like what Tony Soprano said when his drunken Russian ex-girlfriend called Carmela and spilled the beans, Rockies pitcher Denny Neagle was arrested last week for solicitation, after he allegedly paid a prostitute $40 for oral sex. But the price went up substantially a few days later, when the Rockies terminated the pitcher's contract- thus forfeiting the remaining $19 million.

Never has a man not named Bill Clinton suffered so much for a simple blowjob, although since the Rockies have been desperate to unload the ineffective and oft-injured Neagle's contract for years, it wouldn't surprise me if the organization sprung for the hooker themselves.

(Via Bill)

Posted by Stephen Silver at December 7, 2004 09:39 PM
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